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This is Saturn Signals, the official newsletter from SaturnSats — built for Bitcoiners, free thinkers, and crypto outliers who wear their beliefs, stay humble, stack sats, and ride the crypto market with style.

Here’s what you’ll get from us:

🌌 Weekly Dispatch

Signal-rich, fluff-free summaries of the biggest crypto news — from ETF drama to Bitcoin market signals and political chaos. All decoded and delivered with a SaturnSats twist.

🧢 Fresh Merch Drops

Early access to new drops — bold streetwear for those who know freedom is programmable. Every piece says something.

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👽 Meet Orbit the Degen

Our fearless (and slightly unhinged) mascot. He stacks sats, dodges SEC lasers, and reminds us we’re all just trying to make it — one dip at a time.

Thanks for being here. Your support means the world (and beyond).

Let’s build something legendary.

— The SaturnSats Crew

Wear your beliefs.

Oh, and we’re going so much further than the moon 🌕